Boobs and more boobs!

Yes, you did read that title correctly. No, you don't need new glasses - No, I did not just mispell "God is so good!" with "Boobs"... And no, I do not need to put an adult warning sign on my blog/get counselling from my pastor/go through a deliverance session. I meant to spell boobs and I did B-D

Are there any boys still giggling over the use of the word 'boobs'? Well here, let me help you get it out of your system......

BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS,
you have them, your dad has them, your mom has them, your grandmother has them, your cow has them (sort of). BOOBS!

And now, the reason why I'm writing this post is because recently, some people made comments about me being less well-endowed being blessed by God with smaller assets. (Don't worry, they said it to my face, so its not like I'm, y'know, bitter or anything...) And of course I was like all sad and such, waving my fist at God and asking if He had been thinking of aeroplane lanes when He designed me thinking that there was something wrong with me/I will never find a boyfriend/I will grow old and alone in Tenneesee with 89 cats and 3 hamster farms. But then after a while, I realised - why the heck am I even bothering about this and thinking that I'm not normal?

The only reason why girls think that there is something wrong with them or that they're not 'normal' is because society has somehow formed a perception of what normal actually is! Ladies are actually thinking that small boobies aren't normal.... Say what now. Somehow, people have forgotten that boobs actually come in multiple sizes and not just the typical, well, BOOBIES! (Sorry, I have to admit, it's a fun word to say.)

So here's too the ladies: Small boobs are totally okay and totally beautiful. Medium boobs are totally okay and totally beautiful. More endowed boobs are totally okay and totally beautiful. Whatever size you are (or aren't), you are totally NORMAL and BEAUTIFUL :-) End of story! No more comparing or wondering or complaining!

(And something that I just have to add on: Nothing you eat will cause your boobs to increase in, uhh, proportions or whatever. Unless you're taking in a lot of fat, which in that case your entire body will, uhh, expand or something. Because my relatives always tell me to eat more - Please, if the things that you ate could determine your boob proportions, I (and a large majority of ladies in the world) would probably be lugging around suitcases on our chests instead of, uhh... You get the idea.)